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2 years ago
how to enlarge your penis
if you have a small penis and you wanna make it bigger……………….
THAT’S JUST FUNNY! XD
*opening theme* heeey! WAAZZUUUPP!
i wanna talk about a man… a man with a plan… a plan that did not work out! a man put a nut on his penis in attempt to make it bigger, but when he got an erection, the nut got stuck on his penis…
i don’t even understand the concept of this! WHAT WAS HE THINKING! so you put a nut… on your penis… what are you sup… i don’t… uh……………… seriously though! I EVEN GOOGLE THIS! i googled… how to make your penis bigger with a nut………… NOTHING CAME UP!
but maybe he screwed it on to the tip, and then like…. screw on an attachment, i’m pretty sure there is no way to enlarge your penis! and I KNOW BECAUSE I’VE TRIED EEEVVVEEERRRYYYYTTTTHHHING……………………………….
for my friend? I’VE TRIED EVERYTHING FOR MY FRIEND……… (YEAH NICE COVER UP! i did save myself….) so after he’s unable to remove the bolt himself, he went to the hospital and they weren’t able to remove the bolts either, they couldn’t probably get the bolt off of him because he was still hard! and it was probably just like….
“sir… it would be more easy for us if you get rid off that tiny hard on”
“you know what?! i can’t get rid of this hard on! because i really like it when lots of guys stare and tug on my penis!………………… but seriously i do! sorry if that sounded angry! i’m in a bad situation right now!”
so after the hospital couldn’t get the nut off, they called a fire department! and the fire department sent over SEVEN FIRE FIGHTERS TO HELP OUT! NOW YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!? SEVEN FIRE FIGHTERS?! WHO NEEDS SEVEN FIRE FIGHTERS TO HELP A GUY GET A NUT OFF HIS PENIS?!
i’m sure they got better places they should be! you know what might probably happen? they heard about the situation about a guy with a nut stuck on his penis, AND THEY ALL JUST REALLY WANTED TO SEE IT! there might be a fire alarm going on and they were just like…
“FUCK IT MAN! lets go down there! i have seen a lot of people burn to death, but i have never seen a guy with a nut on his dick!”
this doesn’t impress me, not at all, NOT UNLESS YOU CAN PISS MONEY!
XD
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