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2 years ago
tickling
maybe i should make a “tickle me” flufee doll…
*opening theme* heeey! WAAAZZZUUUUP!
so i’m going to talk about tickling in this post because… i haven’t talked about a random topic in a while and… i… feel like… talking about tickling; first of all i would just wanna ask if you guys are ticklish, because i know some people are and some people aren’t, I’M VERY TICKLISH! i’m ticklish in my armpits, my sides, my stomach, my neck, EVERYWHERE!
if you think about tickling, IT’S A REALLY WEIRD THING! i don’t know about you, but for me, when i get tickled it’s alright for a few seconds but then it gets… REALLY REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE….. AND ANNOYING! and i just start feeling FLARING PUNCHES AT THE PERSON THATS TICKLING ME! which is why i don’t get why we LAUGH when being tickled! it’s such an uncomfortable thing! WHY DO WE IMPULSIVELY LAUGH AT IT?! it’s like when we’re being tickled it’s like…
“HAHA! haha! oh! hoh! haha! HAH! OH YEAH! HAH! I LIKE IT WHEN YOU MOLEST ME!”
really?! I THINK WE SHOULD BE SCREAMING! if i’m being tortured for information, i’m probably more likely to crack and tell em something if i’m being tickled constantly that they start CUTTING OFF LIMBS! that might be a little extreme but maybe when your torturing someone, you should just, try that first because some people can’t take it! I KNOW I CAN’T TAKE IT!
i think it’s because we laugh nobody takes advantage of tickling, if i was to break in someone’s house in a group of people, it might be easier to restrain them if you just tickle them all! you’ll be tickling them in the armpits and you’ll be like…
“STAY DOWN! THIS WILL ALL BE OVER IN A MINUTE!”
then you might just ran into an odd person that isn’t ticklish…… you know that…. THAT COULD BE A PROBLEM! that might just be… awkward… have you ever tickled someone that’s not ticklish and you start sticking your fingers in their armpits and they’re just looking at you like…
“wh… the fuck are you doing man? my armpits are not itchy!”
AND WHAT IS UP WITH THE FUNNY BONE?! who decided to name it the funny bone? okay it makes sense! you get hit in it and it feels funny, it feels… a little tingly but it’s NOT FUCKING FUNNY! you know what i think would be fucking funny is?! it’s when you got hit in the funny bone, you just start involuntarily laughing, you know you just got knocked out in the funny bone and you just start cracking up!
but i think tickling would be a very dangerous thing too! YOU CAN’T TAKE IT OVER THE TOP! i know when i get tickled for too long i just start flailing my arms and just start squirming around and i just get these serge of energy and everything just turns black for a second, and i didn’t know what i just did…. it was like…
“hahahahahahah! stop it! hah! stop it! seriously stop it! hahahahahahaha…. *crack* ………………………… ooooohhhh……… shit”
yeah! be careful when your tickling me, because one minute you’ll be tickiling me and the next minute i’ll be trying to figure out where to put your body!
“where here today to bless this soul of this poor woman, god felt the need to take her life, when that plane fell from the sky and cut her in half…”
“hahahahahahaha! hahahahahahaha! ohhhh hoho! ooohhhh hoho! i’m sorry! i’m sorry! i hit my funny bone! hahahaha *breathes* oh hohohoho! it hurts so fucking bad!”
XD
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2 years ago
drive-thru rant
drive thru please… how about i drive THRU MY FIST THROUGH YOUR ASS!
*opening theme* heey! WAAZZUUP!?
so today i just want to rant a little bit about drive thru services, you know when you go to drive thru to get food and it’s suppose to be easier but it’s not fucking easier? there should be some sort of etiquette for like who says hi first, i think they should say hi first! because they see me coming up the camera, they know i’m sitting there, so why not be just like…
“hey!”
the most of the time i pulled through a drive thru, i sit there for like 30 seconds, and there’s this whole awkward silence where i’m like…
“is.. is she there? d-do they know i’m there?”
one of the worst time was when i pulled up on one of these drive thru and i was like…
“h-hello? is anybody here? am i gonna get served?”
i was sitting there for like two or three minutes and all of the sudden this woman comes infront of the speaker and the first thing she says to me is…
“C’MON! WHA DYA WANT?!”
you fucking bitch! AND IF HER RUDENESS WASN’T BAD ENOUGH, when i pulled up on one of the windows, she’s trying to hand me back my credit card, and then she dropped it! SHE DROPPED MY FUCKING CREDIT CARD UNDER MY CAR! and then being the nice guy that i am, i was like…
“don’t worry about it.. i’ll go get the card..”
and then i swung the door open TO THE FUCKING WALL! i should’ve got that bitch to crawl under my car to get my card and i could’ve ran her ass over!
and what really pisses me off is when you get your order wrong in a drive thru, what’s the point of the drive thru if i drive through, get the wrong order, then i have to park, go in and fucking complain! THAT DEFEATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF DRIVE THRU! I’M DRIVING THROUGH SO I DON’T HAVE TO FUCKING PARK!
the biggest drive through retard i’ve ever ran into is this woman that didn’t really speak English, i don’t know why they gave this mic to some woman THAT HARDLY SPEAKS ENGLISH! so i pulled up to this drive thru and i ordered my food and after i order my food i was trying to figure out how much all the food was together and this is how the conversation went down…
“yeah… so how much was that all together?”
“apple juice?”
“uh.. no.. no.. i don’t want apple juice, i just wanna know how much it is”
“apple juice is $1.79”
“i don’t want any apple juice i just wanna know the cost of all the food together is”
“with apple juice it’s $7.49”
“I DON’T WANT ANY FUCKING APPLE JUICE!!”
XD
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2 years ago
epic robbery fail
when people get really drunk, they loose one of the main things they need to survive! COMMON FUCKING SENSE!
*opening theme* heey! WAAZZUUP?!
a really drunk man, try to rob a donut store… WITH A BUTCHER’S KNIFE, but he failed at robbing the donuts store, because it’s pretty hard to rob a donuts store, when you accidentally stabbed yourself in the gut.
you know, that’s how it always is in the donut shop too, you went in with one thing and then suddenly come out with something else, like a knife in you’re FUCKING STOMACH! IF YOU’RE REALLY DRUNK YOU SHOULDN’T PLAY WITH KNIVES! you shouldn’t play with any sharp objects! you shouldn’t play with any dangerous object if you’re drunk!
THIS IS WHY SO MANY PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE THEY GET DRUNK AND PLAY WITH DANGEROUS THINGS BECAUSE THEY THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA! like people get drunk and play with hand guns! if you get drunk and play with guns, you’re just bound to accidentally COMMIT SUICIDE! i bet that there’s a lot of people that have gotten drunk and play with guns and then people were like…
“aww.. why did he kill himself? HE WASN’T EVEN SAD!”
and that guy was just a stupid drunk that was like…
“heeeeey, why is my gun all dirty in the…….. *bang* awwww”
i wanna know how this guy stabbed himself in the stomach! it was probably like…
“GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!… AND THE FEW OF THOSE DONUTS BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL GOOD AND SH……… AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! OOOOHHHH GOOOOOOOD! AAAAAAAHHHHHH! CAAAALL 911! W-W-WAIT! NO NO NO NO! CALL 911! OH JUST…. OH GOD! WHAT A PREDICAMENT!”
XD
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2 years ago
balls ripped off
i always wondered why balls… the most delicate part of a male, has virtually no protection. i think i’m just gonna start worrying about it cupped… twenty four seven
*opening theme* heey! WAAZZUUUPP!
A MAN HAS HAVE HIS BALLS NEARLY RIPPED RIGHT OFF! and of course it was done by his girlfirend! because you know… WHO ELSE WOULD LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF……………… but your significant other!
the man and the woman were arguing on the bed one night because the woman thought the man is cheating on her, and he said he wasn’t cheating on her and he turned over in the bed and then he tried to go to sleep and the she started… SLAPPING AND PUNCHING HIM ON THE HEAD! and then he just escalated to where she grabbed his balls and start tugging on it as hard as she could! AND SHE ENDED UP RIPPING HER SCROTUM………….. and his balls came out of his sac…
YES! HIS BALLS CAME OUT OF HIS SAC! for all the males reading right now… i’ll give you a moment…………..
ALRIGHT! are you done cupping your balls in pain now?
the man didn’t even realized what happened to him first, until he went to the bathroom and notice his crotch was bleeding a lot, and then he noticed his balls hanging out on the side by his leg………. INSTEAD OF BEING TUCK SECURELY IN HIS SAC! i wanna know what he said when he realized his balls were hanging out of his sac… he was probably like….
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *breathes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”
and that’s what he would’ve said! i think that no guy can keep his cool in that kind of situation! but it would’ve been hilarious if he did actually keep his cool! he was all calm during the entire situation, it was just like….
“aww… would you look at that…. mah balls fell out of the sac….. better get the stapler…. *sigh* *staple* staple* *staple* i wonder what’s on TV”
so yeah, i think it would be impossible for a man to keep calm during a situation like this… i know, if it was me, that got my balls ripped off, i probably just black out and wake up with my girlfriend’s seperated head on my hands.
and this woman was being led off without any charges, because she claimed she did not rip his balls off! she says he probably did it to himself to make her look bad! or his other lover probably did it!
first of all he didn’t do it to himself! NO MAN WILL EVER DO THIS SHIT TO HIMSELF! THAT’S JUST FUCKED! and second of all… you’re right! it could’ve been his other lover! how should i know?! i didn’t see what happened, it could’ve just been like…
“alright! i did it babe! i broke up with my other girlfriend!”
“YOU HAVE ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND?! YOUR BALLS ARE MINE! KKKKKKKKHHHHHHHH!”
cause you know… all the girls turns into vampires when they get really pissed off ! but this story has a happy ending! BECAUSE THEY WERE ABLE TO SAVE… BOTH THIS MAN’S BALLS! and it’s a god thing to because, if they couldn’t save his balls…. then…. HE’D HAVE LESS BALLS!
do you think they brought a testicle specialist? you know… some guy who’s really good in fixing up testicles? some testicle surgeon? and he was just like….
“don’t worry sir! your balls are in good hands”
“MY BALLS ARE HANGING OUT MY SAC AND YOU’RE CRACKING JOKES?!”
“TSSSSSSSSS! NO…………………………….. YEAH”
XD
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2 years ago
girl rapes man
a man was raped! and it wasn’t even done by another maaaaan! FUCKING TWILIGHT ZONE!
*opening theme* heeey! WAAZZZUUUPP!
an 18 year old man was on break from work and he was walking down the street and then a group of three girls, pulled up next to him in a car and forced him into the car, they then drove to the church, where they forced him to have sex with one of the women….
THIS IS NOT HOW IT WOOORKS! WOMEN DON’T RAPE MEN! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE! i was led to believe that women did not like sex! everytime i’m about to have sex with a woman, she just laughs when i take my pants off, and says…
“no thank you!”
i wanna see how this rape went down, there’s probably two woman holding him down when they don’t really need to, because he was just like…
“OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING! IT WAS LIKE… LIKE THE BEST DAY EVER! THE BEST….. DAY….. EV….. ERRR…..”
“GOD DAMN IT! could you at least act like you don’t like it?”
this is the first time i’ve ever heard a woman raping a man, you never hear a stories like this! but you know what? i bet it happens all the time because guys would just wouldn’t care! I THINK THIS EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD MAN WAS THE FIRST GUY TO EVER TURN IN HIS WOMAN ON MAN RAPE! and i bet the only reason that he turned them in is because he got no one else to tell! this guy just have no friends! and he was just like…
“FUCK! I JUST GOT FORCED TO HAVE SEX BY THREE WOMEN! and i got nobody to tell! who the fuck am i gonna tell?…………….. OH RIGHT! THE POLICE!”
i wanna see what the conversation was like too when he told the police that three women just forced him to have sex! it was probably like…
“uh… excuse me officer i wanna report a rape”
“OH SHIT… who’d ya rape?”
“oh.. no.. no.. sir! you got it all wrong! i was the one who was raped!”
“OH MY GOD! OH… I’M SO SORRY! how is your ass? is your ass feeling okay? is it sore? is this your first time getting anally raped by a man?”
“NO NO NO! you got it all wrong! i didn’t got ass raped! i got raped by three women!”
“OH FUCKING… SWEEEEET DUUUUDEEE! UP TOP!…………. oh wait…. did you want us to find them?”
“uh… YEAH I WANT YOU TO FIND THEM! and if you do could you tell em where i live? oh… and tell them that they left their crabs at my crotch…”
but you know how these girls took him to a church? i have a theory! these girls may have very well be just ANGELS FROM HEAVEN! this guy were probably up all night praying three women will have sex with him! these angels were up in heaven and just like…
” you know what?… yeah.. we haven’t got laid for a while… do you mind god if we… you know… go… rape this guy?”
but you also have to remember these must’ve been very desperate women! i’m talking on how this could have been a good thing! but how would i know if these are the THREE NASTIEST LOOKING WOMEN IN THE WORLD! i bet if he was enjoying this, there’s this one point he figured out what the catch was, he’d figured out why these women were raping him, and it just went downhill from there and it probably just like….
“OH MY GOD! THIS IS AMAZING! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!”
“oh! it’s because no one will have sex with me because i have…….. AIDS”
“OH SON OF A BITCH! YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE AIDS?!”
“HAHAHAHAHA! don’t be silly i’m only kidding! i just have cyphulus gannorhea, genital warts and herpes!”
but guys! i just wanna warn you for strange woman comes up to you and offers you sex for free… YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE IT! because chances are there is a catch! especially if she’s a really hot woman! and that means that she probably just got some sorta disease or SOMETHING GROWING DOWN THERE YOU JUST DON’T WANT TO BE A PART OF! so just take my advice and don’t have sex with strange women! UNLESS YOU USE A CONDOM! because…..
WHO THE FUCK CARES?!
so i wanna know guys… i wanna know what the differences in between a man raping a woman and a woman raping a man, because in our society, a man raping a woman is seems that so much worst than a woman raping a man, WHEN REALLY IT SHOULDN’T BE ANY DIFFERENT! like you know when a guy goes around and sleeps with tons of women he’s CONSIDERED A STUD! HE’S THE MAAAAAAAAAAN! but when a woman goes around and sleeps with tons of guys… PEOPLE CONSIDER HER AS A SLUT! OR A SKANK! but i don’t think that is right because the guy going around sleeping with ton of girls is just as much as slut as that girl is! THIS IS WHAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND! like… if a girl went into a threesome with two guys, everyone was like…
“OH WHAT A FUCKING SLUT! SHE JUST GOT DOUBLE TEAMED WHORE!”
but if a guy, went into a threesome with two girls, it’s like….
“OH MY GOD! HE’S THE FUCKING MAAAAAAAN!”
XD
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2 years ago
pepper spray your face
i thought pepper spray was for victims… not criminals…
*opening theme* heey! WAAZZUUP!
a man robbed a store by gunpoint and got the cash, and then pulled out a gun of pepper spray so that he could spray the clerk… but instead of spraying the clerk… he sprayed himself in the eyes! and then he sprayed the clerk and run away, and he hasn’t been seen since.
so this guy went into the store, robbed it successfully and figured…… hey i wanna take it to the next level and spray this guy in the face with pepper spray, EVENTHOUGH I DIDN’T LEARN HOW TO AIM PEPPER SPRAY!
why didn’t he just rob the store, get the money and then just leave! it would’ve been funny though if you ran in and then spray the clerk with pepper spray first before he got the money, it would’ve been just like…..
“ALRIGHT! THIS IS ROBBERY! *sprays* GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY!”
“OOOOHHHHH FUUUCK!! THAT BUUUURNS!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GET THE MONEY?!!……… I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO I’M TALKING TO RIGHT NOW!! ARE YOU ROBBING MEE?! YOU JUST PEPPERED SPRAY ME IN THE EYES!! HOW COULD I GET THE MONEY FOR YOU IF I CAN’T SEEE?!”
“i… i mean… ge me… g… get me the… I’LL BE BACK LATER!”
so even thought this guy peppered spray himself in the face, i can’t say he’s an idiot! cause…… WELL HE IS! BUT….. he still got away with his robbery! so he gotta have some sort of smart… the police are still looking for him. you know they should’ve just ran down the street and look right away, it’s kind of hard to hide yourself when you just got pepper sprayed in the eyes, you just have to look for the half blind guy WITH A LOT OF CASH!
you know what? this pepper spray must not be not great because he sprayed himself in the eyes and he could still see good enough to spray the clerk in the eye! SO REALLY THIS IS FAILED PEPPER SPRAY! so you’re telling me that if i carried pepper spray in my pocket and some guy comes up with a gun, and he starts threatening me, and i spray him in the eyes with it, he’s just gonna squint for a while and shoot me anyway?
so for everyone carrying a pepper spray around right now, maybe you should rethink that and just get yourself a teaser!
this reminded me of that scene in ace ventura pet detective, you know when he tries to spray the breath freshener in his mouth? and he was just like…..
“*sprays* ffffffppppppptttttttt! UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH! ex….. ce…. pt he miss… es… his mouth an……d HE’S…… NOT USING COLOGNE! *cough* (i can’t believe i did this)”
XD
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2 years ago
hostage goes for a beer run
getting drunk is fun… but prooooobably not the best idea in a hostage situation…
*opening theme* heey! WAAZZUUPP!
a man armed with a knife, held five people hostage in a motel room he was arrested after he sent two hostages on a beer run. now i don’t know how you guys think, and i don’t hold people hostage, but if i were to hold a group of people hostage, i think, common sense tells me, the worst possible thing that i could do is set them free!
you know you’re an alcoholic when you hold five people hostage, and you can’t wait till the situation is over before getting a beer, maybe this guy was just a really lonely man… and he was just looking for a few friends to party with! but the only way people would party with him is to hold some hostage! it was probably just like…
“ALRIGHT! NOBODY MOVE! WE’RE NOT LEAVING THIS GOD DAMN HOTEL ROOM UNTIL I GET DRUNK AND GET THE FIRST PARTY OF MY LIFE!…….. what? are you comfortable? you guys having a good time? are you comfortable? you comfortable? DON’T FUCKING MOOOVE! what? are you comfortable?”
i do wanna know what their conversation was when he ask these hostages to go for a beer run for him, i bet they were all volunteering and he still didn’t clue in! it’s probably like…
“alright so i need two volunteers to go get me a case of beer and be quick about it cause i don’t wanna have to kill you while you’re gone”
“oh… i’ll go, i called it”
“alright! you and you go, but w… w… w… wait… one more thing before you leave”
“what?”
“promise not to call the cops?”
i wonder if any of these other hostages just stated the obvious, and told this guy exactly what he already should’ve know. if one of them just went….
“dude… you know they are not coming back right?”
“they have to come back! i have a knife?”
i’m actually quite surprise that the hostages didn’t comeback to the guy, i mean i’m just starting to think everybody is stupid in this world! or maybe there are just people that are dumb enough to break the law! i bet one of the two guys wanted to comeback and was just like…
“okay man, let’s get to the beer store and come back”
“what are you talking about? i’m going to the cops! let’s get the hell out of here, he set us free”
“woah! woah! woah! we made a promise! and i don’t break promises, plus he’s got a knife!”
XD
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2 years ago
how to enlarge your penis
if you have a small penis and you wanna make it bigger……………….
THAT’S JUST FUNNY! XD
*opening theme* heeey! WAAZZUUUPP!
i wanna talk about a man… a man with a plan… a plan that did not work out! a man put a nut on his penis in attempt to make it bigger, but when he got an erection, the nut got stuck on his penis…
i don’t even understand the concept of this! WHAT WAS HE THINKING! so you put a nut… on your penis… what are you sup… i don’t… uh……………… seriously though! I EVEN GOOGLE THIS! i googled… how to make your penis bigger with a nut………… NOTHING CAME UP!
but maybe he screwed it on to the tip, and then like…. screw on an attachment, i’m pretty sure there is no way to enlarge your penis! and I KNOW BECAUSE I’VE TRIED EEEVVVEEERRRYYYYTTTTHHHING……………………………….
for my friend? I’VE TRIED EVERYTHING FOR MY FRIEND……… (YEAH NICE COVER UP! i did save myself….) so after he’s unable to remove the bolt himself, he went to the hospital and they weren’t able to remove the bolts either, they couldn’t probably get the bolt off of him because he was still hard! and it was probably just like….
“sir… it would be more easy for us if you get rid off that tiny hard on”
“you know what?! i can’t get rid of this hard on! because i really like it when lots of guys stare and tug on my penis!………………… but seriously i do! sorry if that sounded angry! i’m in a bad situation right now!”
so after the hospital couldn’t get the nut off, they called a fire department! and the fire department sent over SEVEN FIRE FIGHTERS TO HELP OUT! NOW YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!? SEVEN FIRE FIGHTERS?! WHO NEEDS SEVEN FIRE FIGHTERS TO HELP A GUY GET A NUT OFF HIS PENIS?!
i’m sure they got better places they should be! you know what might probably happen? they heard about the situation about a guy with a nut stuck on his penis, AND THEY ALL JUST REALLY WANTED TO SEE IT! there might be a fire alarm going on and they were just like…
“FUCK IT MAN! lets go down there! i have seen a lot of people burn to death, but i have never seen a guy with a nut on his dick!”
this doesn’t impress me, not at all, NOT UNLESS YOU CAN PISS MONEY!
XD
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2 years ago
five year old body, found in the closet
i hate saying short stupid skit to say at this part……………. AWW! I DID IT AGAIN! MMMMAAAAAAATHHHHHAAAARFAAAAACKAAAAAR!
*opening theme* heeeey! WAZZZAAAAP!
a man came home and then found his dead father’s body… so what he did to his dead father body is just moved it and put it in a closet. and that dead body have been in the closet for the past five years………… UNTIL THEY FOUND IT RECENTLY.
he said he had this smelly, decaying dead body in his closet for five years! well… maybe not the full five years because he said he just left his father on his bed after he died, until he started to smell, so he thought he should move him to the closet, because, you know, you wouldn’t want a dead body out of your house, you just wanna move it to a smaller room with a door! YOU FUCKING PSYCHO!
it’s your house man! you know, when i come home in my house, i just love opening the doors to that smell…. THAT NICE SMELL OF FRESHLY ROTTING DEAD CORPSES! no my house doesn’t smell like dead people… it smells like CAT SHIT!
i don’t have corpses in my house………………… NOT ANY THAT YOU’D FIND! i bet when he found his body he probably didn’t assume that his dad is dead, he probably didn’t check his pulse! he was just like…..
“oh maaaaan! dad’s dead!”
“I’M NOT DEAD! YOU LITTLE BASTARD!”
“OH MY GOOOOOOOD! THAT MUST BE GAS RELEASING FROM HIS FACE!”
*punch*
“i………………. hhhhhhaaaaaateee….. y…. y… yoooouuuu….”
*fell down*
it would’ve been funny if the cops found the body he was just like….
“uh… sir… i saw your dad hanging out the closet and… i think there maybe a problem with that…”
“why did you say that?”
“i was going to introduce myself and i was going to shake his hand, but his hand fell off…”
“HEEEEEEEEE’SSSSS NOOOOOOOT DEAAAAAAAADDDDD!”
“oh! that’s a relief! i’m just gonna get out of here then! tell your father i hope his arms grow back!”
so the reason this guy was hiding his dad’s body is to collect his dad’s pension pay, HEY! IT’S A PRETTY POPULAR THING IN JAPAN! actually, they sell closets to hide dead bodies…………. THEY ARE CALLED COFFINS!
so how do you know for sure that this guy didn’t kill his own dad? whenever i see someone hiding a dead body i immediately assume that you probably… like… kill that body and don’t want it to be found, well it’s either that or you stole this dead body to have sex with it, or you killed this dead body and you’re saving it to have sex with it! LET’S FACE IT! OUR WORLD IS FUCKED UP!
they need to find this guy and find out how much sex he have with his dad’s dead body!…………. just saying!
XD
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2 years ago
fox hunts man
*opening theme* heeey! WAAZZUUUP!
so a man shot a fox and he wounded it and the fox was still alive! so the man came over to the fox to put it out on its misery and then he started gun banning this fox on the head with the butt of his gun and the fox was like….
“NOOOOOO! I DON’T WANNNAAA DIEEEE MAN! NOOOOO! FUCK YOU!”
and then he slapped the trigger of the guy’s gun and shot him back! THAT’S WHAT YOU GET!………………… BITCH! after that the fox ran away! i don’t even know why you would wanna kill a fox! foxes are BADASS! haven’t you ever played STAR FOX?! you gotta be careful when you are hunting foxes cause you don’t know when one is gonna have a gun…….. or…. be FLYING AROUND IN SPACE!
that man is lucky he only got shot in the leg! maybe that’s what’s going to start now… maybe foxes are gonna start hunting men… some guy’s gonna be out hunting and he was like…
“man… where is that fucking fox?!……………. OH! WAIT! WHERE IS MY FUCKING GUN?!”
and then he’s gonna turn around and the fox is holding his gun and then the fox is gonna be like………………. well foxes don’t speak english but………….. it’s going to make some sorta…. fox noise and then…. SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE!
if i was a fox and i’m gonna be hunted… you know… i’ll wait for the hunter to miss one of his shots and then i’m gonna play dead and then he was like….
“YEEHAW! i got me a that bitch!”
and then when he come up to get me, i would be like….
“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!”
claw off the face!
“crkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”
AND THEN TEAR HIS FUCKING FACE OPEN! so if you are a fox and you are reading this… that’s what you gotta do! you have to play dead and then, parallel them when they least expect it… and if you really wanna fuck up a man just bite his balls of and then be able to talk about it later and then we’ll work together i’ll get some views… you got some tasty nuts… it’s WIN! WIN!
XD
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