2 years ago
a man was raped! and it wasn’t even done by another maaaaan! FUCKING TWILIGHT ZONE!
*opening theme* heeey! WAAZZZUUUPP!
an 18 year old man was on break from work and he was walking down the street and then a group of three girls, pulled up next to him in a car and forced him into the car, they then drove to the church, where they forced him to have sex with one of the women….
THIS IS NOT HOW IT WOOORKS! WOMEN DON’T RAPE MEN! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE! i was led to believe that women did not like sex! everytime i’m about to have sex with a woman, she just laughs when i take my pants off, and says…
"no thank you!"
i wanna see how this rape went down, there’s probably two woman holding him down when they don’t really need to, because he was just like…
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING! IT WAS LIKE… LIKE THE BEST DAY EVER! THE BEST….. DAY….. EV….. ERRR….."
"GOD DAMN IT! could you at least act like you don’t like it?"
this is the first time i’ve ever heard a woman raping a man, you never hear a stories like this! but you know what? i bet it happens all the time because guys would just wouldn’t care! I THINK THIS EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD MAN WAS THE FIRST GUY TO EVER TURN IN HIS WOMAN ON MAN RAPE! and i bet the only reason that he turned them in is because he got no one else to tell! this guy just have no friends! and he was just like…
"FUCK! I JUST GOT FORCED TO HAVE SEX BY THREE WOMEN! and i got nobody to tell! who the fuck am i gonna tell?…………….. OH RIGHT! THE POLICE!"
i wanna see what the conversation was like too when he told the police that three women just forced him to have sex! it was probably like…
"uh… excuse me officer i wanna report a rape"
"OH SHIT… who’d ya rape?"
"oh.. no.. no.. sir! you got it all wrong! i was the one who was raped!"
"OH MY GOD! OH… I’M SO SORRY! how is your ass? is your ass feeling okay? is it sore? is this your first time getting anally raped by a man?"
"NO NO NO! you got it all wrong! i didn’t got ass raped! i got raped by three women!"
"OH FUCKING… SWEEEEET DUUUUDEEE! UP TOP!…………. oh wait…. did you want us to find them?"
"uh… YEAH I WANT YOU TO FIND THEM! and if you do could you tell em where i live? oh… and tell them that they left their crabs at my crotch…"
but you know how these girls took him to a church? i have a theory! these girls may have very well be just ANGELS FROM HEAVEN! this guy were probably up all night praying three women will have sex with him! these angels were up in heaven and just like…
" you know what?… yeah.. we haven’t got laid for a while… do you mind god if we… you know… go… rape this guy?"
but you also have to remember these must’ve been very desperate women! i’m talking on how this could have been a good thing! but how would i know if these are the THREE NASTIEST LOOKING WOMEN IN THE WORLD! i bet if he was enjoying this, there’s this one point he figured out what the catch was, he’d figured out why these women were raping him, and it just went downhill from there and it probably just like….
"OH MY GOD! THIS IS AMAZING! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!"
"oh! it’s because no one will have sex with me because i have…….. AIDS"
"OH SON OF A BITCH! YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE AIDS?!"
"HAHAHAHAHA! don’t be silly i’m only kidding! i just have cyphulus gannorhea, genital warts and herpes!"
but guys! i just wanna warn you for strange woman comes up to you and offers you sex for free… YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE IT! because chances are there is a catch! especially if she’s a really hot woman! and that means that she probably just got some sorta disease or SOMETHING GROWING DOWN THERE YOU JUST DON’T WANT TO BE A PART OF! so just take my advice and don’t have sex with strange women! UNLESS YOU USE A CONDOM! because…..
WHO THE FUCK CARES?!
so i wanna know guys… i wanna know what the differences in between a man raping a woman and a woman raping a man, because in our society, a man raping a woman is seems that so much worst than a woman raping a man, WHEN REALLY IT SHOULDN’T BE ANY DIFFERENT! like you know when a guy goes around and sleeps with tons of women he’s CONSIDERED A STUD! HE’S THE MAAAAAAAAAAN! but when a woman goes around and sleeps with tons of guys… PEOPLE CONSIDER HER AS A SLUT! OR A SKANK! but i don’t think that is right because the guy going around sleeping with ton of girls is just as much as slut as that girl is! THIS IS WHAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND! like… if a girl went into a threesome with two guys, everyone was like…
"OH WHAT A FUCKING SLUT! SHE JUST GOT DOUBLE TEAMED WHORE!"
but if a guy, went into a threesome with two girls, it’s like….
"OH MY GOD! HE’S THE FUCKING MAAAAAAAN!"